OPINION – CAROLE MALONE: What was Bridget Phillipson pondering when she recruited the TOWIE star?
What was the DfE pondering, entering into mattress with Gemma Collins, pictured, wonders Carole Malone (Picture: Getty)
What was Schooling Secretary Bridget Phillipson doing slavering over the ridiculous Gemma Collins this week? For causes unexplained, the 2 met up within the Division for Schooling with Collins demanding to know “What are we doing for the kids?” (like she cares). It was a part of an 18-second DfE advert through which the gobby actuality star says she’s been enlisted to “type issues out”. Type what out? Collins left faculty at 16 with a GCSE G-grade in Maths. She signed up for school to do media research however left after a number of weeks as a result of it was boring.
She offered automobiles for some time after which she acquired fortunate with TOWIE. Now she’s simply well-known for being well-known. Is that the message Phillipson is sending to youngsters: Don’t trouble with schooling – simply be well-known? And the way a lot did the DfE pay Collins for this tosh as a result of GC hardly ever does owt for nowt? Right here’s an thought. As an alternative of grabbing headlines for herself and speaking to people who find themselves THE worst ever advert for our schooling system, why doesn’t Phillipson converse to people who find themselves really IN schooling and know how you can enhance it. As a result of Gemma Collins can’t.
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Significantly?
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Oh pricey, Andy
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