Alex Evans discovered a number of issues at Clarkson’s Farm in Chipping Norton that he hadn’t been anticipating from watching the present.
Clarkson’s Farm has grown in recognition since its launch (Picture: Alex Evans)
Diddly Squat Farm is again on our screens as soon as once more, with the UK’s most well-known farm store as soon as once more on the point of welcome an inflow of holiday makers as Jeremy Clarkson’s hit present returns for sequence 5 at present.
Made well-known on Clarkson’s smash hit Amazon Prime Video present Clarkson’s Farm, the on-site store famously attracts big crowds yearly, and did so even earlier than it had a correct automotive park – and I used to be one of many many who went to go to.
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With 4 wildly common seasons of Clarkson’s Farm already obtainable and sequence 5 dropping at present (June 3) there is no doubt Diddly Squat will as soon as once more be inundated with guests in 2026. However whereas a brand new sequence is on the playing cards, it might need a tough time topping my go to to Diddly Squat Farm, and all of the insider secrets and techniques I discovered from my journey right down to the motoring journalist-cum- farmer’s Oxfordshire plot in Chipping Norton. I hopped within the automotive, drove two hours to the countryside location, and discovered quite a bit about what occurs on Clarkson’s Farm when the Amazon Prime Video cameras cease rolling.
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Inside Clarkson’s Farm store in Oxfordshire (Picture: Alex Evans)
Lisa Hogan doesn’t employees the store until and Kaleb Cooper is not on web site
Jeremy Clarkson’s former mannequin girlfriend, Lisa Hogan, who additionally stars in Clarkson’s Farm alongside him, should employees the until sooner or later as a result of there’s footage of her behind the counter in Clarkson’s Farm 1, 2 and three.
However on our go to – and a variety of others I’ve seen – there have been a number of employees members that had nothing to do with the TV present and had clearly been employed to employees the store through the time between filming. So in the event you’re taking a visit to Clarkson’s Farm hoping to see Lisa, Jeremy or Kaleb, you are not positively going to be disillusioned, however you in all probability are.
The Diddly Squat Farm Store signal is cardboard
The magic of TV! It appears like a no-expense spared shiny wood signal welcoming people to Diddly Squat Farm Store. However, in actual fact, the now well-known signage, which has since had an Amazon Contemporary meals supply brand added, is made with cardboard lettering.
I do know, as a result of I stood subsequent to it for a photograph and the ‘a’ in Farm had been bent down. I reached out to the touch it and was stunned to search out it is mere corrugated cardboard lettering nailed to the wooden.
A burger van at Clarkson’s Farm (Picture: Alex Evans)
The farm store is de facto tiny
One particular person I spoke to contained in the farm store described it as “the scale of a postage stamp”. That is perhaps an exaggeration, however it actually is small inside, so folks queue for hours simply to have the prospect to stroll via it for a couple of minutes. I personally queued for 90 minutes on a sunny Might day.
When it comes to the usable flooring house, the entire thing might be not more than about 10ft by 8ft. It hardly appears just like the Sistine Chapel on digital camera, however you may’t get a way of how tiny it’s till you are stood (crammed) inside it, shuffling round in a sluggish line between a whole bunch of others.
The ‘TV set’ could be very completely different to the vacationer attraction
On Amazon Prime Video, the store and the farm house are rigorously and neatly managed. There are tidy rows of inventory and nothing on the partitions behind the until.
In actual life, the store is totally full of each inventory and souvenirs – tea towels with stuff like ‘The Finest Farm… In The World’ are draped throughout each floor. There are piles of posters and postcards on the until, and there are even knitted dolls of Jeremy and Kaleb sitting on a shelf behind the until. Different gadgets like Diddly Squat Gin and a freezer stuffed with ice cream aren’t seen on the present. It could seem the place is ‘dressed’ for TV filming, after which all of the bells and whistles for vacationers are put inside as soon as filming is over and guests are invited to return to wash the place out.
Exterior, there are transportable bathrooms put up within the automotive park, and several other overflow emergency automotive parks are open and permitting automobiles in, none of which is seen on the programme, and nor are the two-hour queues of individuals lining up alongside the grass outdoors the store. Certain, there have been occasions once we’ve seen the farm busy on the TV programme, however I do not recall ever seeing queues of individuals within the subject – but I discovered there are lengthy traces day by day through the time it is open to the general public.
Jeremy Clarkson’s humour stays seen in every single place, although. A Hawkstone supply van says ‘Pressing Supply’ on the bonnet, however it’s written backwards so it may be learn from a rear view mirror – like an ambulance.
Chatting with a fellow customer who instructed me she’s an everyday buyer to the farm store, she mentioned that in very busy durations like half phrases, there is a ‘pop up store’ arrange behind the farm store constructing to serve extra prospects.
A campsite proper subsequent door at Clarkson’s Farm (Picture: Alex Evans)
There’s a burger van serving meals and hidden messages across the web site
One other factor you do not see on the present is that there is a burger van, a bar serving beer and cider and even a neighborhood lavender flower vendor all arrange on the tables within the lambing shed. Once more, it feels prefer it’s arrange otherwise for the non-filming durations, however there’s quite a bit packed into the house that was by no means as soon as proven on digital camera within the first two seasons, however did make an entrance on sequence 3. The burger van is briefly seen in season 3, as are a few of the locals promoting on the tables within the lambing shed, however not earlier than then.
There are additionally messages written by Jeremy printed and pinned up on the aspect of the lambing shed – and you need to convey a pen with you. One other factor by no means proven on digital camera is the set of indicators that adorn the aspect of the lambing shed, speaking messages to folks queueing for the bustling farm store.
A number of laminated indicators are stapled to the wall with messages about how Jeremy is from Yorkshire, or explaining that the “pheasants have purple cheeks as a result of they’ve eaten my wasabi”. Round them, there are actually 1000’s of messages scrawled on the planks of wooden from farm guests, with the whole lot from ‘James Might is a d***o” to ‘We love Pepper’ (the cow Jeremy determined to maintain as a pet). It left me questioning if Jeremy was planning on scrubbing all of them off – as some had been fairly impolite – earlier than filming resumed or if the cameras would merely be avoided the shed partitions.
There is a campsite proper subsequent door
Standing on the campsite entrance, you may actually learn the farm store signal. It could seem that the campsite is not Jeremy’s property, which might clarify why it is not promoted on the present. Jeremy makes reference to a campsite close by in Season 1, when he explains to Charlie Eire that he may make a killing by promoting farm produce to campers subsequent door. Nevertheless it’s not talked about in any respect in Season 2, and I did not anticipate it to be SO shut by. It is actually a stone’s throw away, and there is no approach you’d know that from watching the programme. It is virtually just like the digital camera angles are pointed to keep away from capturing it in any respect.
In fact, it is a TV present, so it is completely to be anticipated that issues are moved round for filming, that the store is redesigned for its time on digital camera, or that when Jeremy makes an announcement that the farm is open for guests, some issues will have to be put in place to make it work on a big scale when the cameras aren’t rolling. So I am actually not suggesting anybody’s being deceived, however it was attention-grabbing to get a peek behind the scenes and see what it was actually like on the bottom – and the truth is just a little completely different to watching it on TV!
Whereas the farm store was dear, I completely loved the journey and there actually aren’t many alternatives within the UK to stroll straight onto a TV set from a global streaming hit – and eat your souvenirs afterwards.
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